"Sisters...sisters...there were never such devoted sisters...

...never had to have a chaperone, no sir...I'm here to keep my eye on her." Actually, she keeps her eye on me. I'm younger 12.5 years. Jenn wants me to tell you all that she "looks like crap because she won the Nobel Peace Prize last night and had too much champagne at the after party". You all can guess what really happened.

She's gonna beat me for saying that.