Not so good.
Those Jewish jokes were kinda lame, sorry. You know what else is lame? Baby poop. Like, 9 times this morning. Once an hour I had to change Kendon's diaper and man...the last one was epic. God only knows what he ate when I wasn't looking...oops.
I did some math (yes, I know it's summer...I getnew shoes now as my present for doing math over the summer) and figured out that Jenn has changed somewhere close to 15,000 diapers so far in her life. Assuming up till age 2, you change the kids diapers every 2 hours when they're awake which is about 10 hours out of 24. Um...well, it may not be totally accurate, but if anything, I underestimated the number of dirty diapers she's changed. Mom, Jenn...I salute you. I've changed 5 and I'm ready to go home. Upwards of 15,000...they should give out Sainthoods for mothers.
posted by BeagleBloggin at 2:24 PM
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You should rethink the Hollywood thing and become an actuary. Good math skills.
In homage to the literary HELL I have been going through this week, let us analyze not ONLY the process of changing 15,000 nappies in one's lifetime, but also its impact on the wider spectrum -- aka, the earth -- 15,000 only quasi-biodegradable diapers is gonna be an interesting find for the neo-archeologists of the 26th century.
"Look here, Unit 469 -- I think this white paper-cloth relic with the easy refastenable tapes is what they called a "diaper" centuries ago. And even MORE exciting -- there is fossilized baby shit inside! Let's rush it to the mothership for analysis!"
Ashleigh, hats off to you. Hats from all over the globe. I may have to turn to subversive forms of income generation in order to pay you back for all of the grief you have endured over the last week. I used to know a gal whose husband had a raging crack problem -- wonder if he needs any help in his "marketing" department...!
Shit I'm tired. I loves ya, Sissy. Thanks for the chat a bit ago. I don't feel any better and in fact, I rather feel like crying, but it's always nice to hear your voice.
xoxo
3:26 PM
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